Alex Hurt

Alex is a pile of garbage masquerading as a human. He occasionally speaks, but it's rarely something people want to hear. He also like to call orphans and ask if their parents are home, because he's just that kind. He's very grateful that his grandmother doesn't use the internet. He likes to sit around listening to emo dubstep and write heart-wrenching poetry. Alex is a neutral source, choosing frequently to take the high road.